Welcome to Offensive Cake Design. My name is Kristina and I’m a Melbourne based caker and offensive cake artist.

I’ve always been a creative person. Starting with a degree in music from the Sydney Conservatorium of Music, I’m a classically trained pianist, enjoy live performances and love listening to all sorts of music from around the world. After this, I threw myself into the world of ballroom dancing and have competed on a national level.

Nowadays, I study Patisserie at William Angliss Institute to learn as much as I can and provide even more tasty treats for you all.

When I was a child, my father and I would constantly bake together. I’ll always remember dancing to Phil Collins in the kitchen while dad taught me how to bake chiffons and pineapple upside down cakes. As I got older my love for food (mainly sweets) grew, and I started to make desserts like cheesecakes, pies, tarts and crumbles.

I also enjoy the world of weird and wacky art and anything out of the ordinary, so I thought, why not combine my creativity and love for sweets, arts and oddities with my knowledge of cakes, pastries and desserts!

I love shocking and making people laugh and so, Offensive Cake Design was born.

I can’t wait to work with you to come up with fun and unique cakes that will provoke reactions from your family, friends and loved ones.

Cake you later!